Drive up through Malibu on historic Pacific Coast Highway and you’ll find Colony House Liquor. Nestled between the rolling Malibu hills one one side and the rolling Pacific ocean on the other, this historic liquor store is the legendary last stop for beach goers to stock up on supplies before driving north to to hit the beaches.

Now it seems the space yeti has landed in Malibu. Grisly’s Cosmic Black is out in full effect at Colony House. Max, the resident Colony House spirits shaman, says surfers are grabbing a four-pack or two they head out to ride the waves. Why? We an only assume it’s the delicious taste, and the fact that Grisly’s Cosmic drinkers have been known to attract high concentrations of subatomic deep space yetron particles, which science has proved causes weightlessness over large bodies of water.*

*This last part may not be true.

Still, pick up Grilsy’s Cosmic Black on sale at Colony House today. 22523 E Pacific Coast Hwy, Malibu, CA 90265.